If I didn't work in MI I think I would like to be a Garden gnome liberationist.
I saw a job advert for a Garden gnome liberationist today.
I don't have a garden so I obviously don't have a garden gnome to liberate. I have no idea what being a Garden gnome liberationist would entail, but I guess one thing would be to save gnomes from gnome hunters or the Garden Gnome Liberation Front.
The Garden Gnome Liberation Front appear not to have the best interests of gnomes at heart as I don't believe that gnomes need the pressure of enforced freedom.
As part of being a Garden gnome liberationist I would:
- set up a gnome guard
- encourage gnomes to take up a gnomadic lifestyle
- petition the gnome office for greater gnoman rights
- prove the well gnome phrase "Gnome or heroes any more" is untrue
When it came to pay day I would refuse the pay, as being a Garden gnome liberationist would mean that I would get to hang with my gnomies.
That would be payment enough.
@FlashmanVCKCB
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