If I didn't work in MI I think I would like to be a cat wrangler.
I saw a job advert for a cat wrangler today.
I don't have a cat, but there are plenty about, so getting a cat would be pretty easy with the help of cat treats and other persuavive techniques.
I am not sure exactly what a cat wrangler would be expected to do, but I imagine it would be something to do with organising formation display teams of cats. I can imagine having to perform with the cats at large venues, each cat with his wrangler all doing cat things such as:
- synchronised cat sleeping
- synchronised cat backside licking
- synchronised cat sleeping
- synchronised cat eating (not eating the cats)
- synchronised cat sleeping
When it came to pay day I would refuse the pay, as being a cat wrangler would mean that I would have a free cat.
That would be payment enough.
@FlashmanVCKCB
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